15 Hilarious One Liner Jokes Sure To Crack You Up

Sunday, May 3, 2020, 11:51 am
By:James Fraser

As Alfred Hitchcock once said, puns are the highest form of literature! One-liner jokes are a treat to read, particularly when they are puns. Here are fifteen hilarious and carefully selected one-liner jokes that you may not have read before. If you are already bored of reading same old puns or one-liners again and again, these jokes are exclusively for you!
1.This North Korean Pun

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there; he said he couldn't complain.


This North Korean Pun-15 Hilarious One Liner Jokes Sure To Crack You Up



2.Unstoppable and One-Sided Argument

I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn't want to interrupt her.


Unstoppable and One-Sided Argument-15 Hilarious One Liner Jokes Sure To Crack You Up


3.This Funny Realization

My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.


This Funny Realization-15 Hilarious One Liner Jokes Sure To Crack You Up




4.Most of us Can Relate

I haven't slept for three days because that would be too long.


Most of us Can Relate-15 Hilarious One Liner Jokes Sure To Crack You Up


5.Literally, a Joke

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.


Literally, a Joke-15 Hilarious One Liner Jokes Sure To Crack You Up




6.This Vacuum Cleaner Joke

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.


This Vacuum Cleaner Joke-15 Hilarious One Liner Jokes Sure To Crack You Up


7.Sad But Hilarious

I had a neck brace fitted years ago, and I've never looked back since.


Sad But Hilarious-15 Hilarious One Liner Jokes Sure To Crack You Up

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8.Oh, No!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.


Oh, No!-15 Hilarious One Liner Jokes Sure To Crack You Up


9.This Kick Boxing Expert

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


This Kick Boxing Expert-15 Hilarious One Liner Jokes Sure To Crack You Up

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10.Classic Country Name Pun

How did I escape Iraq? Iran.


Classic Country Name Pun-15 Hilarious One Liner Jokes Sure To Crack You Up


11.Overweight Problems

I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.


Overweight Problems-15 Hilarious One Liner Jokes Sure To Crack You Up




12.This Alphabets Pun

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet; I don't know Y.


This Alphabets Pun-15 Hilarious One Liner Jokes Sure To Crack You Up


13.Another Perfect One-liner

I took a picture of a field of wheat; it was grainy.


Another Perfect One-liner-15 Hilarious One Liner Jokes Sure To Crack You Up


14.Not What You Thought

What's long and hard and has 'cum' in it? A cucumber!



Not What You Thought-15 Hilarious One Liner Jokes Sure To Crack You Up


15.Now That's Called Setting Soul on Fire

My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant.


Now That's Called Setting Soul on Fire-15 Hilarious One Liner Jokes Sure To Crack You Up

Are you bored of formal conversations with your friends? Start chatting with them using one of these jokes instead of simply saying Hi or Hello. They will definitely smile back at you, and the conversation will be very interesting. If you really love puns and want to explore more, Here are some of the hilarious celebrities name puns sure to make you laugh.


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