Monday, Aug 31, 2020, 11:51 am

By:James Fraser

As Alfred Hitchcock once said, puns are the highest form of literature! One-liner jokes are a treat to read, particularly when they are puns. Here are fifteen hilarious and carefully selected one-liner jokes that you may not have read before. If you are already bored of reading same old puns or one-liners again and again, these jokes are exclusively for you!

1.This North Korean Pun

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there; he said he couldn't complain.

2.Unstoppable and One-Sided Argument

I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn't want to interrupt her.

3.This Funny Realization

My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.

4.Most of us Can Relate

I haven't slept for three days because that would be too long.

5.Literally, a Joke

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.

6.This Vacuum Cleaner Joke

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.

7.Sad But Hilarious

I had a neck brace fitted years ago, and I've never looked back since.

8.Oh, No!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

9.This Kick Boxing Expert

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

10.Classic Country Name Pun

How did I escape Iraq? Iran.

11.Overweight Problems

I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

12.This Alphabets Pun

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet; I don't know Y.

13.Another Perfect One-liner

I took a picture of a field of wheat; it was grainy.

14.Not What You Thought

15.Now That's Called Setting Soul on Fire

My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant.

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