12 Funny Rape Sloth Memes That Will Make You Lol
Saturday, Aug 15, 2020, 4:30 pm
By:James Fraser
Rape sloth memes or just sloth memes convey sexual innuendos, puns, inappropriate but funny pickup lines, or rape threats. If you are one of those people who enjoy reading adult jokes, then these rape sloth memes are exclusively for you. Sloths are very friendly animals, and they don't usually harm humans. Interestingly, the internet labeled sloths as evil rapists! All of this began in 2009 when people began using a picture of sloth that appears to be whispering in a girl's ears to make inappropriate but funny jokes. Here are 12 such funny sloth memes!
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1.Do You Like Dragons?
"Do you like dragons? Because in a minute, I'll be dragging my balls all over your face!"
We aren't sure about face, but sloths drag their balls and ass all over trees, as they are very slow movers. Sloths are among the slowest-moving animals in the world. In fact, they are so slow that algae grow on their fur! Sloths are herbivores, and their diet lack proteins and essential nutrients. This is the reason why sloths are very weak and fragile, and can't move at a rapid pace like other animals. It is a funny meme, by the way. It has good pun as well.
2.Do You Like Pudding?
"Do you like pudding? How about pudding my d*ck in your ass?!"
Oh boy, that's a nasty joke! Let's talk about sloth's mating habits. When female sloths are in the mood to mate, they invite males around them with a unique call. Male sloths then run to the female, but to get a chance to have sex with her, they have to fight between themselves and emerge as a winner beating them all! These fights sometimes can be fierce as they hurt each other with their sharp claws.
3.Who Comes First!
"Go ahead call cops, let's see who cums first?!"
This is yet another inappropriate but funny rape sloth meme! That rape sloth in the meme does "cums" first because male sloths usually last no longer than a few seconds, often less than five seconds. However, a male and female sloth takes a lot of time to settle them into a comfortable position to have sex. Do you know sloths mate hanging upside down? Interestingly, sloths eat, mate, and even deliver babies hanging upside down!
4.This Evil Sloth!
"Let's not turn this rape into a murder!"
Sloths do have a villainous appearance, and perhaps that's why their pictures are often used to make evil sex jokes and threats. The sloth in the picture does look creepy, but in reality, they are adorable. They hug you when you hold them in hands. Sloths are classified into two types; three-toed and two-toed. The one in this picture is a three-toed sloth, and they are the most common type. Two-toed sloths are aggressive, and they don't mind attacking people when they feel threatened.
5.I Was At Virgin Islands…
"I was at virgin islands, now they are just islands!"
There were once mega sloths, but now they are just sloths! Millions of years ago, sloths were as big as elephants. They are called Megatherium in scientific terms. Just like the modern-day sloths, Megatherium lived in Central and South American regions. From a modern human being perspective we may find an elephant-sized sloth significant, but back when they were alive, they were often outranked by other giant animals in terms of size.
6.This Meme Will Make You Lol
"Dashing through the grass, I'm going to rape your ass!"
Here comes another funny sloth meme! Just stay a meter away from this sloth, and it spends the rest of its life crawling to reach you. Hey, do you know it takes up to one month for a sloth to digest a single meal of leaves? Their digestive system is way too slow, and in fact, sloths have the poorest metabolism rate of all mammals in the word. Glad, at least they don't have to poop every day or every alternative day!
7.This Space Sloth
"Nobody can hear you scream in space!"
Isn't this space sloth hilarious? Sloths can't fly, but they are amazing swimmers. They often look clumsy on land or in trees, but they tend to be very active when they are in the water. Sloths occasionally go for casual swimming in nearby water bodies. If you are afraid of sloths or find them creepy, never look at a wet sloth!
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8.Another Hilarious Sloth Meme
"I'm about to dive in that sea, pu sea!"
Guess what? Sloths are like the animal version of introverts! They live alone in trees and meet other sloths only when they need to mate. They don't have to hunt or roam around for food. Sloths eat leaves of the trees they live in. They only pee/poo once in a week. Interestingly, sloths use the same place to urinate and defecate over and over, which makes it easier for their predators to catch and kill them.
9.This Sloth Selfie
This picture really looks as if that sloth is taking a selfie! Sloths are a major tourist attraction in South American countries like Costa Rica. The Sloth Sanctuary of Costa Rica is one right place for sloth lovers to meet sloths, pet, and take photos with them. The founders of the sanctuary claim that they take injured and unhealthy sloths to captivity only to heal them and release back into the wild, but a few ex-employees of the organization accused that the promoters run the sanctuary only for the money they earn by selling tickets and personalized tours.
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10.This Bitch Has No Idea!
This picture must be taken at one of those sloth sanctuaries we have talked about just now. There are thousands of wildlife sanctuaries around the world that claim they rescue sick animals, nurture them back to health, and release them in the wild. Sadly, most of those sanctuaries are run by money greedy people. If you ever visit a sanctuary where you can cuddle with animals, see them doing tricks or breeding, you should walk right out of it because that's more like a zoo or circus.
11.Real Men Don't Rape!
Real sloths don't rape too! It's funny how these animals labeled as mascots of rape! In the animal kingdom, male ducks are the real rapists! Male duck gangs often chase a female duck and gang rape it one by one while the other members hold the female down to the ground! Guess what the meme community uses duck to refer to? WISDOM! Do you know the Actual Advice Mallard meme?! Poor sloths, we have to feel sorry for them!
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12.Go Ahead Call The Cops!
"Go ahead and call the cops, they can't unrape you!"
Here comes the last sloth meme of the topic. Apparently, the sloth says it already raped someone! Hey, did you know sloths are now endangered species? Even though predators are the biggest threat to the survival of sloths, their number has come down gradually in the recent decades due to deforestation. Unlike other animals, sloths are direct dependants of trees as they live, sleep, and even mate in trees.
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