12 Funny Jesus Memes That Will Make You Lol
Saturday, Aug 15, 2020, 11:51 am
By:James Fraser
We, humans, are witty enough to make jokes about pretty much anything from race, religion, God to people. Hey, it's okay to read God jokes because Jesus or any other God that we know doesn't send us to hell for doing so! Jesus only hates you when you do bad things, hurt others, commit crimes, etc. Hence what you are about to go through now isn't a deliberate act of sacrilege, but a bunch of jokes that makes an average individual laugh. Here are 12 Jesus Christ memes that are hilarious!
1.Was Inside Of Mary Before Jesus!
Apparently, this meme is referring to Jesus Christ's virginal birth. As you all know, Mary was a virgin when she gave birth to Jesus Christ, a doctrine that atheists refuse to accept. No God-fearing or church-going parent believes their daughter when she tells them she is pregnant but claims she is still a virgin! However, they affirm Christ's birth anyway! Funny, but that's how most of our religions work! Anyway, the hippie Jesus here in the picture looks cool, isn't he?
2.Hey I Just Met You, And This Is Crazy
"Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but I'm your savior, so praise me, may be!"
That's a cool pickup line, but meeting Jesus Christ for a date is the last thing any girl wants! Jesus Christ does look extremely good in this photo, and every girl wants a guy whose face is as charming as his! Well, most of us know Jesus as a young and handsome white male with blue eyes and stuff, but in reality, he was a Jew and looked like a typical Middle Eastern native!
3.Why Did You Have To Die Jesus?
Christians around the world believe that Jesus Christ came back to life three days after he was crucified and made several appearances up to 40 days before he permanently flew back to heaven. This meme, apparently, humorously depicts Jesus death and resurrection. Hey, did you know many atheists call Jesus's resurrection a hoax! If Jesus Christ died for our sins (sacrifice), what was the point in coming back to life (a miracle)? Hey, you religious buddy, that's not our question!
4.This Republican Jesus!
Republicans and their supporters visualize Jesus exactly this way! They all love Jesus, but most of them don't usually pay attention to what Christ said when it comes to helping poor and needy! Hey, do you think poor is poor because they are lazy? We can't straightaway call every poor person in the world lazy, but yes, a lot of them can get out of it if they try. Ideally, government, NPOs, etc. should teach poor how to make money than giving them away bucks, food stamps, etc. Remember the good old saying? Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime!
5.I'm So Sorry Rex, The Ark Is Full!
Perhaps dinos were too big to be on Noah's Ark, so they were left to die in flood?! Just kidding, dinosaurs are way too older than any religion in the world! Dinosaurs lived on our planet nearly 200 million years ago, whereas, Hinduism, one of the major religions in the world is just 10,000 years old. Christianity, on the other hand, is just above 2000 years old, and Islam is under 1500 years old. There are no references to dinosaurs in Bible, and unsurprisingly, most Holy Scriptures don't talk about the prehistoric things.
6.This Ripped Jesus!
Oh boy, you shouldn't be messing with this ripped version of Jesus! Jesus is always portrayed as a skinny person with his ribs showing up, so Jesus here with muscles looks weird and funny! Hey, do you know that there exists a statue of Jesus Christ on Cross in South Korea that depicts him to have an Asian face and ripped body?! The photo went viral a couple of years ago, and if you want to take a look at that, just search "Korean Jesus" on Google, and you are going to find him!
7.That's True!
Most people who celebrate Christmas get Christmas gifts, but Jesus Christ doesn't get any even though it is his birthday! That's a bit sad, isn't it? Anyway, he was off to heaven a couple of thousands of years ago, so people can't gift him even though they want to give him pricey Christmas presents! If he really wants some gifts, Jesus Christ should return to Earth! If he does, we guess no one's going to believe him unless he walks on water or turns water into some good old red wine again!
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8.Screaming God's Name In Bed!
Screaming God's name in bed is a lot better than shouting out an ex-boyfriend's name! What do you say? Hey, by the way, many religious preachers tell people, especially women, not to scream God's name during sex! Well, the life on Earth would never exist if there were no concept of sex! Despite that, many religions take a conservative approach when it comes to lovemaking. Every religion set an ocean of rules that people needed to follow to have sex. Interestingly, many religions around the world see masturbation as sin!
9.This Black Jesus!
This hilarious Jesus meme depicts a black stereotype! As you may know, African Americans are known for their obsession with foods and drinks like fried chicken, watermelon, Kool-Aid, grape soda, etc. Black Jesus here in the picture looks interesting! Hey, many historians believe that Jesus was a person of color. They may be right because Jesus was a Jew and he was born in the Middle East. The people of Middle East are neither white nor black. They are Caucasians with skin color ranging from dark brown to pale white.
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10.This Hilarious Meme!
Apparently, this meme humorously takes a dig at all those viral pictures and videos that show Jesus Christ appearing everywhere, from Cheetos to dog asses! Anyway, the big question here is, Will Jesus ever come back to Earth?! Nowhere in the Bible was it mentioned that Jesus would come back at a particular point, but many Christians around the world believe that Second Coming would happen very soon!
11.Give It Back Tyrone, I Know You Took It!
It is a hilarious meme, and perhaps we shouldn't laugh at it! It isn't just a Jesus Christ meme, but it also happens to be a racist one! Evidently, whoever created the meme tried to portray the black kid as a thief! The art itself looks interesting, though. The white kids around Jesus are like, "We own you, Jesus," and Christ is like, "Come on, you little guy from Africa, I love you too!" if you find this meme hilarious, you may, perhaps, love these medieval art reactions as well!
12.Holy Shit!
So, that's the meaning of holy shit?! This meme does sound a bit blasphemous, so laugh at your own risk! Don't come back and complain if you lose your free ticket to heaven for laughing at this meme. As said earlier, this topic is just an assortment of some random Jesus Christ jokes that is specifically created for those who want to check them! Remember, no good lord sends you to hell for making fun of him, even though you are supposed to be respectful to others! Be kind to others, help those who are in need, don't tell lies, don't ruin other people's lives, and that's when God likes you!
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