15 Funniest Chemistry Jokes That Will Make You Lol

Thursday, Mar 25, 2021, 7:05 am
By:James Fraser

Chemistry; it's a mystery for non-chemistry people! It is an exciting subject, though. It is confusing at the same time. One got to have that complicated understanding ability in his mind and soul to take up the subject at college. There are some really hilarious jokes based on general chemistry which Chemists or chemistry students straightaway find them funny. Though the jokes take few seconds to understand, everyone else can understand them as well. Here are fifteen funniest chemistry jokes that will make you laugh. 
1.Want to Hear a Sodium Joke?

Well, do you want to hear about a sodium joke? 
Na.
How about a joke about sodium Hypobromite? 
NaBro.


Want to Hear a Sodium Joke? -15 Funniest Chemistry Jokes That Will Make You Lol



2.What Do You Do With a Sick Chemist?

So, what do you do with a sick chemist?
Try to curium. If you can't helium, you may have to barium. 


What Do You Do With a Sick Chemist?-15 Funniest Chemistry Jokes That Will Make You Lol


3.A Chemist Blew up an Experiment

 A chemist blew up an experiment, looked at his students, and said, "Well, Oxidants happen!" 


A Chemist Blew up an Experiment-15 Funniest Chemistry Jokes That Will Make You Lol




4.Optimist, Pessimist, and Chemist

Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Chemist: The glass is full of H20 and other Compounds. 


Optimist, Pessimist, and Chemist-15 Funniest Chemistry Jokes That Will Make You Lol


5.Chemists are Great Problem Solvers!

Why chemists are called great problem solvers?
Guess?
Well, they have so many different solutions! 


Chemists are Great Problem Solvers! -15 Funniest Chemistry Jokes That Will Make You Lol




6.Chemistry Lab Ghosts!

What kind of ghosts haunt a chemistry lab? 
Methylated spirits! 


Chemistry Lab Ghosts!-15 Funniest Chemistry Jokes That Will Make You Lol


7. Neutron Walks into a Shop

A neutron walks into a shop and says, "I'd like a coke."
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge!"


 Neutron Walks into a Shop-15 Funniest Chemistry Jokes That Will Make You Lol


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8.Oxygen and Potassium Date

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK. 


Oxygen and Potassium Date-15 Funniest Chemistry Jokes That Will Make You Lol


9.Two Bears Jump In Water

A brown bear and a white bear jump in the water. The brown bear didn't dissolve in water, but the white one did. Why?
Because it was a polar bear!


Two Bears Jump In Water-15 Funniest Chemistry Jokes That Will Make You Lol

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10.Why Can't You Trust Atoms?

Why can't you trust atoms? 
Because they make up everything! 


Why Can't You Trust Atoms?-15 Funniest Chemistry Jokes That Will Make You Lol


11.What Weapon Can You Make Using Three Chemicals?

What weapons can you make from the chemicals potassium, nickel and iron? 
A KNiFe!


What Weapon Can You Make Using Three Chemicals?-15 Funniest Chemistry Jokes That Will Make You Lol

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12.Chemist At A Restaurant

Once, a chemist walked into a restaurant along with his non-chemist friend. When the waiter asked the chemist what he wanted to take, the chemist replied, "H20." The other man said, "H20 too" and he died minutes later! 


Chemist At A Restaurant-15 Funniest Chemistry Jokes That Will Make You Lol

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13.What Did the Scientist Say?

What did the scientist say when he found the two isotopes of Helium?
HeHe! 


What Did the Scientist Say?-15 Funniest Chemistry Jokes That Will Make You Lol

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14.A Flirting Chemist

Chemist: Hey girl, are you made up of copper and tellurium?
Girl: No, Why did you ask?
Chemist: Because you are Cu-Te


A Flirting Chemist-15 Funniest Chemistry Jokes That Will Make You Lol


15.Where Are All the Good Chemistry Jokes Gone?

Chemistry Professor: I want to tell some chemistry jokes.
Class: Please tell! 
Chemistry Professor: But all the good one's argon!  



Where Are All the Good Chemistry Jokes Gone? -15 Funniest Chemistry Jokes That Will Make You Lol


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