Sunday, Aug 23, 2020, 6:43 am

By:James Fraser

Back in those days when Yahoo was ruling the Internet, the cyber giant had introduced numerous online initiatives. Yahoo Answers was one of them. It has been serving people since its inception in 2005 by helping people to get quick answers to their questions or general inquiries. Yahoo Answers has this bad reputation of hosting too many low-IQ and pathetic questions and answers on its website. It's now the time to check 15 of those dumbest Yahoo Questions ever asked. Yahoo was once valued at more than $100 billion, but Verizon has recently acquired it in a meager $5 billion tech deal!

1.This Lady Who Wants a Period Blood Swimming Pool

Do you have a gag reflex? If so, you better scroll down and check the next image! You may not hear anything more disgusting than this. As you people might have already known, we love facts, and we love the science behind them. On an average, women lose about 30ml to 40ml of blood once in a month during their period. Going by this figure, we are sure that she can never produce enough blood to fill a pool. Unless you have suitable apparatus, you can't even store blood for longer times. And yes, we know that's a dumb question! 

2.How Big is Specific Ocean?

We have a funny question here. What's hilarious is that answer that reads as "Can you be more pacific?" This question sounds like a troll asked it, but we can't straightaway come to a conclusion. These days more and more people around the world are trying to learn English. Mistakes like this can happen because "Pacific Ocean" is an English word and the person asking that question might from a non-English speaking country. For example, Dutch people call the Pacific Ocean as 'Stille Oceaan' in their language.

3.Do They Have Toilet Paper in Canada?

As much as this question sounds ridiculous, there is a strong element of authenticity in it. People in Canada use toilet paper. However, Canadian culture is highly diverse. They have a sizable portion of people with Asian and Middle Eastern origin. In many African, Asian and Middle East countries, people don't use toilet paper. They simply wipe their butts using their bare hands and water. We are hundred percent sure that no one there uses maple leaves to clean.

4.Spaghetti Stains on Underwear

We are all curious to know how that person got stains of spaghetti on his white underwear. He or she was probably eating spaghetti while dressed only in underwear. We aren't sure if the person is referring to poop stains. Either way, our suggestion would be simple. Clean it just like how you clean your stained clothes, or buy a new underwear.

5.This Lady Whose Vagina Smells Like Chlorine and Death

Every Hoo-ha has its odor. When something goes wrong inside, vaginas smell bad.  We hear about women complaining about fishy vaginal odor, or odor that smells like garlic or rotten eggs. This lady did sound little weird because she said her vagina smells like chlorine and death! (?) If vajayjays start smelling bad, you should consult a doctor instead of asking help from a community, as foul smell could be an indication of an infection.

6.This Endless Madness

He sounds like he was on a real bad acid trip. He or his friend can never get high doing such insane things. But It's the other way around. They tend to do weird and stupid acts like these only when they get really, really, high. So the real answer to the question is simple. You know the answer as well. If someone injects poop in their eye, they are going to have a massive eye infection and may well lose their eye.

7.This Stupid Question

We hope that this guy is just trolling people around. We hope so because the fact that he was hurting his turtle would hurt us too. Though we all prefer keeping them secret, some of us have weird behaviors. There is nothing wrong with such behavior as long as it is not hurting you, or people or animals around.

8.This Expert Gas Smeller

We bet you have already started laughing at this question. This question is so stupid that we haven't heard anything more stupid than this in recent times. Apparently, she suspects his husband of a possible case of infidelity just because his gas smells different! Well, lady, that's not how it works!

9.This Ridiculous Question

This question is the reason you shouldn't skip your biology classes. It's impossible to impregnate a fetus. You CAN have sex during pregnancy unless your doctor specifically tells you not to mate. That doesn't mean you can straightaway start doing it. You need to talk to your doctor and get some advice before going with it. The doctor may suggest some techniques that don't put pressure on her stomach.

10.Penis in Toaster

Oh, god no! Why was his penis there in the toaster in the first place? If you are a man, you are convinced enough that no one can have the leisure of questioning on a website when their penis got stuck in a toaster. He may be a troll, but similar incidents have happened in real.

11.This Question from a Pregnant

When you are pregnant, little doubts like these can make you feel worried. The question is perfectly fine from a pregnant lady's perspective. The hot and cold temperatures of food don't affect the baby. Babies grow in the uterus, not stomach. So, it's perfectly fine to enjoy hot tea or cold beverage during pregnancy (from the temperature point of view).

12.This Person Who Wants to Unbake a Cake

It is a funny question, and questions like these are a big threat to humanity! When you read a question like this, you tend to lose all the faith you have in humanity. You can't unbake a cake unless you travel back in time. Traveling back into time is something even the smartest person ever on the planet can't do.

13.Calories in Boogers

We are not sure of calorific information of boogers, but they are not going to cause you any weight gain. In fact, most of us ingest mucus unknowing through the back of our nose. However, eating boogers is a bad and awkward behavior from social and medical perspectives. Nose-picking habit can damage nose lining or sometimes even destroy soft cartilage inside the nose.

14.This Person Who Couldn't Lay an Egg

Congrats to this guy for becoming the first person in the world to experience what it feels like to lay an egg! As you can read from the picture, he or she says they have inserted a hardboiled egg up in their butt. So, if you are to answer this question, what would be your answer? We suggest this person to see a doctor and get admitted in birth ward immediately!

15.Right Age to Teach Sex to a Dog

Luckily, dogs don't need sex education, Do they? This woman was trying to know when she can start teaching her dog about sexual education. As a guy who surfs the internet all day, I am pretty sure she is onto something weird stuff.

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